What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How is digital marketing important for business?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why does Islam give a bad vibe?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Can you share 100 facts about yourself?

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What kind of book did you write after turning 55?

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is it like to use a Fleshlight?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

If I only have a fire extinguisher to defend myself against some threat from people, should I spray them for max damage or just hit them with the fire extinguishers?